75 points

There’s no way he’s good enough to work drive through. Put him on bathroom duty.

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36 points

So THAT is why some of the McDonald’s bathrooms are so disgusting.

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Not my McDonald’s. The worst it’s ever been was like 2 weeks after I started and some tweaker literally blasted liquid shit all over the fucking walls in the handicap stall. I asked for a week off after that and they gave it to me despite not actually going past the probation period where you can start accruing PTO.

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A similar thing happened to me years ago while working a graveyard shift at a gas station. Somebody came in late at night and projectile shit all over the top of the toilet and the wall behind it. Never seen anything like it in my life. Your description was perfect tbh haha… But anyways… Yeah I didn’t clean that shit. I left it for the next person coming in… Pretended like I never noticed it. I felt bad for whoever cleaned it but my minimum wage making ass wasn’t about to clean up liquid shit that was sprayed all over a wall

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8 points

He would probably hide sensitive government docs in there.

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5 points

Donald Trump: Flushing America down the shitter, one classified document at a time!

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4 points

He can’t even change his own diaper.

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51 points
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What a terrible choice for a photo op.

If (hopefully) he loses, this image would still be out there, perfect for meme material.

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Where he’ll work after losing to pay off legal debts.

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3 points

Wait, this is real? I just assumed it was fake because the thought of Trump actually doing any work whatsoever seems strange.

He didn’t actually serve anyone right? It was just a photo shoot, right?

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4 points

The owner shut down his McDonald’s for the afternoon for this. Trump declined to wash his hands, dropped a batch of fries, and “served” a few “customers” through the drive through window. So yeah, basically a photo shoot.

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43 points

Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?

If you hand him cash or card, he’ll steal it and say the immigrants took your money and to ask Kamala why they keep letting this happen. By the time you get your meal, Trump would’ve taken a bite out of your burger and left poop smears inside the bag.

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14 points

I would throw a milkshake at him

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5 points

Yes… Made with milk. From my glove compartment.

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-2 points

A white, powered “milkshake” that you can send via the mail anymore?

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9 points

Well this is why they closed the restaurant first and only sent a few of his fanatics through the drive through line.

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9 points

It was also well rehearsed and specific persons installed to be customers. They didn’t want another repeat of JD Vance ordering donuts while trying to pretend he was a regular guy who could relate to people instead of couches.

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3 points

Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?

There is this nice tradition in the UK of throwing milkshakes at fascists. Just Google “Nigel farage milkshake”.

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25 points

Very nice work. You beat me to the punch, but I’ma ride your coat-tails and post my version here anyway!

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24 points

It’s nice he shows up to work already dressed as a clown.

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