166 points

Or… Everyone on Lemmy is too old to hear about it

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You mean we’ve… escaped? We’re free?

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Master has given dobby a dictionary. Dobby is free!

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18 points

Free at last, free at last!

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Until you go outside. Luckily, I have a teenaged kid who can tell me what shit means while giggling at my greying beard.

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Until you go outside.

Phew, I’m safe then!

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We’re like the ones on the outside of the matrix (good reference I know, right age group as well) knowing how screwed we really are. We can enter into it, but we have seen the outside.

Figuratively of course, even though I have heard a lot of good things about this “grass” people keep talking about. Why you would wanna touch it, I don’t know, but maybe one day.

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Touching grass really is the rizz.

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99 points

Just waiting for a sussy baka with the requisite rizz to guide us on the path to skibidi fleekness. Poggers?

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55 points

Straight Up Ohio

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Got that silver tongue pussy. Stussy.

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fr fr such gyatt no cap

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9 points

Tinkie winkie

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Hawk tuah

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Bless you.

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2 points

I don’t smell burnt toast, but clearly I’ve had a stroke if that’s supposed to be readable.

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dae young people bad

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Oh they’re always coming out.

They just don’t always catch on.

Just keep refreshing Urban Dictionary until you see one start getting traction.

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18 points

You mean UrDic?

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15 points

No, mine.

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I think he meant the Ur-Dick, the primordial penis, the first phallus, the archetypal dong all men strive for.

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Pic or didn’t happen

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Keep in mind that the adults when we were kids and young adults felt the same way.

Languages evolve.

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As a millennial, I think zoomer slang is much funnier than ours was. We said things like “epic win” or dumb shit about Chuck Norris but these zoomers are out there in the trenches sticking out their gyatts for the rizzler.

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So, I just want to say that the oldest Zoomers are in their 20s now, and the ones actually sticking out their gyatts for the rizzler are Gen Alpha.

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The Zalpha’s i.e those born after 2008

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Depending on where you draw the line between Zoomers and Millennials, the oldest zoomers are about to turn 30, and I’m sure some already have chronic back pain.

Bye! I’m leaving before someone punches me

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I also reckon that our forefathers had an easier time comprehending our epic wins, Chuck Norris references and so on.

I’ve somehow managed to comprehend gyatt and rizz (okay the latter is older than most people alive today I guess?), but skibidi toilet is where I draw the line.

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Aww man you turn completely skibidi when you’re ohioing fucking old farts smh ice lol wyla

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Honestly its the same shit. Its a progression.

You can literally draw a line from ebaums world hitting you with your own pimp, through YouTube poop and Dasboschitts gmod idiot box, through the MLG compilations, the beggining of SFM, and all the way to today with skibidii toilet.

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Society truly peaked at the height of YouTube poops.

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If I took a shot every time someone said “language evolves” on Lemmy, I’d be fucking dead.

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Real granko of you to post this now

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You got me. I looked it up.

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