Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.

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Throw that up in polictal humor if you haven’t already.

That’s funny

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This should be a top level post. 😂

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Who’s the bottom pic?

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Stormy Daniels

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I never want to hear about Donald Trump again.

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I would l like to hear about him one more time, while reading his obituary.

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That’s too kind. I’d like to read about him in an orange jump suit.

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I can’t mention what I’d like to read in his obit on this instance. But you are right, I guess I’d like to read about him twice. First his long term incarceration, followed by his obituary.

As an aside, everyone’s always mentioning the whole “herp derp how you gonna put a former president in jail with secret service detail?”. When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth. Imagine, Trump in solitary confinement, not allowed to speak to any other inmates, any of the MPs, or even aloud to himself. God damn I’d relish knowing how miserable he’d be in there.

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I would like to read about him one more time, but in the context of a news article about a new device that allows humans to live forever in a state of perpetual punishment, and that Donald Trump will be the first (and only) person to ever be put inside.

Edit: actually, now that I think about it, I’d probably be ok getting an update every 5 years or so about how bad he’s doing. Just as a reminder.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

-Man who died before Donald Trump was born.

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I wouldn’t even read his obituary, fuck his memory

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That would be nice… we have so many other existential problems we need to solve right now without trucker-hat fascism innovating new ways for us all to lose.

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The thing is, Trump is the republican party’s proposed presidential candidate, right? They believe he’s the best they’ve got, right? I fear another idiot will follow in his wake in four years.

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I’ve been hating this turd cutter for so long it would be a relief to have a fresh candidate. Trump lives rent-free in my spleen and I’m sick of it.

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You’re not wrong, friend.

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Another symptom of sundowning is the lack of inhibition.

Just sayin’.

Vote or Peter Thiel will be running our country.

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Thiel and Musk, emerald and uranium mine heirs. So relatable.

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And boy if that ain’t some cartoonishly evil shit. That uranium mine especially, woof.

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hey don’t forget the apartheid part

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I thought it was satire. This is real? Wtf

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Yep. It’s real.

Apparently he was whining about his mic not working so he made the only logical choice that he is capable of in a situation where he needs something from something far more cerebral than he is….

Just ask Putin.

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You’re being too kind. On top of the whining, he was relentlessly berating his backstage crew calling them stupid and openly saying things like no wonder he doesn’t pay his contractors for petty things like this. What an irritable assclown.

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Republicans sucking dick and shoving dildos up their asses to own the libz.

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What Locktober and NNN do to a mf

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Well, for what they think those terms mean…

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My boy Nessi from the lake meeting with Northern Nigerian Nomads?

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If they don’t know about it, it doesn’t make sense though, does it?

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