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It’s a sign of an advanced civilization when they reserve such short words for only the most apropos definitions.

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It’s a form of compression. Shortest words are used most often, or in an emergency.

Such as 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725…3

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192 used to be directory services but they changed it to 118, and then a bunch of copy cats used 118 as a prefix for all kinds of unofficial stuff. Plus 999 and 112 in the UK are still very iffy depending on where you are.

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When I was a kid, I used to dial 911 all the time. Because all you’d get was a recording.

“The 9 1 1 emergency number is not in effect in the area where you are. If this is an actual emergency please hang up and dial your local emergency responder.”

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This is coming from the people group that use “mau” as the word for cat.

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Lovely castle, smells of elderberries.

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My mother smelled of elderberries.

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I thought your mother was a hamster.

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It’s a brave new world.

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She can do both, don’t be speciesist.

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Was that before or after she threw away all of the M&Ms with Ws on them?

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I miss her too, son.

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Still the first scientific report, alphabetically.

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