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unrepentant nano gang rise up

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well, I am using vim, but I don’t know how to use vim.

Am I vimming?

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Yes, you vom.

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They vom it.

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If you dont know how to exit vim, then yes you are…

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:what^C^C^C^Z^Z^C^ESCFFUUUUUUUUUU...

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I remember that experience first time and how I had to kill the process from another shell :)

This was before the internet so couldn’t exactly google it either.

Fun times. But I figured it out by reading the man page.

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Escape, :wq!

Escape enters command mode

: prompts the command

W = write

Q = quit

! forces it

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The first time I used VI I typed a few characters, then hit backspace to delete some characters. Backspace doesn’t delete characters. I closed VI and never opened it again.

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But how did you close it?

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Carpenter’s axe to the utility line outside my house

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As a long-time vim enjoyer, I like your gusto. Imagine if you could apply regexes to that carpenter’s axe.

(Also, what sort? Do you have one of those awesome Gransfors Bruks ones?)

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Yeah yeah, brag about being able to close VI the first time of use…

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You need to type i first to enter insert mode.

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Now I can’t exit HELPPP^C^C

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And you weren’t curious about how it worked? Not at all?

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A million better alternatives exist. I was curious about them.

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hides in Kate and a Codium-based IDE

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