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XKCD 1268 by Randall Munroe (CC BY-NC 2.5).

Transcription:

Imagine you were transported to an alternate universe just like your own, except people occasionally ate spiders. You can’t convince anyone this is weird. [[Two figures stand. A woman is holding a big spider. The other figure looks shocked. There is another spider on the floor.]] Woman: Mmm… Figure: No! What are you doing!? This is how I feel about lobster.

{{Title text: As best as I can tell, I was transported here from Earth Prime sometime in the late 1990s. Your universe is identical in every way, except for the lobster thing and the thing where some of you occasionally change your clocks for some reason.}}

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I don’t get what you’re trying to tell me.

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It wouldn’t be weird to land bugs if they had that tasty meat crustaceans do. I’m big for alternative sources of protein like bugs, but the fact is they taste like shit.

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chinese proverb: everything is tasty if you fry it enough.

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Ate fried bugs. Can confirm they aren’t tasty at all.

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You weren’t supposed to use motor oil

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I don’t know, I love fried crickets! Great beer snack!

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Did too, theres not much taste. Or flesh at all.

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I thought that was a Texan proverb.

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Everything is tasty with some salt/the right spice.

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Made up proverb: if you’re starving to death, even dogs become food.

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If there were 2lb spiders that taste like lobster roaming around on land I would sure as fuck be out in the woods with a net every weekend.

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Surely you mean a flamethrower.

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Interesting. So, what bugs have you eaten?

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I have it on pretty good authority of the film Snowpiercer that bug bars are delicious.

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I tried a mealworm chocolate bar once. Can NOT confirm.

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Nah, taste is fine. It’s the texture that’s weird

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agreed. ive had crickets at a local restaurant and once when i went to ecuador i had these giant roasted termites. both were well prepared and tasted good, but they also both (the termites in particular) had a bad texture and had pieces that just didn’t want to get swallowed. like if popcorn had 200% more kernel.

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well obviously wet bugs are cleaner since they’re surrounded by water all the time

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And presalted lol.

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Sea bugs are delicious and have more meat than land bugs, I’ve eat crickets before and it’s 80% bones/ definitely not meat and 20% actual meat

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You’ve eaten interesting crickets. Those that I know have no bones.

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Exoskeleton is still a form of bone, I use bone because it’s shorter

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It’s not though. Bone is a fundamentally different material.

We knew what you meant, mind.

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Not really… but yeah there was no question that’s what tou meant, in my mind at least.

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You’re thinking of in bones. Crickets have out bones.

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Snail is a “bug” and it’s 100% meat.

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And you have escargot for just that. Guess I’m missing your point.

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Snails are more in the same category as squids and octopuses, and I know people who won’t eat those because they’re ‘gross’

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Shrimps is bugs

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Yep, I ate fried grasshopper once and it tasted exactly like shrimp.

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Ugh, I cannot tell if this makes me more or less interested, and I love shrimp.

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When I think too much about it, eating any meat really does gross me out. I still do but occasionally get tempted to try going vegetarian or something. I’m just too damn lazy

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I wonder if that guy knew his post would explode into a meme

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