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Because as a society we’ve forgotten how to throw bricks at bad people

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Worse, we’re throwing piles of money at them.

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β€œbut they’re entertaining!”

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This right here. Germans thought Hitler was β€œentertaining”, too, for a while.

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or or?

And which thing is applying to which person? I need the joke explained :(

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It’s not specific, it’s just making the point that the options being given are something bad, something bad, or something good. Pretty obvious choice to anybody with half a brain.

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OHHHHHHHH. Duh.

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Ya I don’t get it either

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I was reading too much into it. It’s just β€˜here’s another situation with 2 obviously shit options and 1 really good one.’

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$10M??

I’d take $10. Seriously. I mean I guess unless the meal was fully paid for and pretty fancy. But with either of these two donuts that feels like hardly a given.

$10 is a sure bet.

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I mean, I’d put odds on either of them leaving you with the check for dinner, because you received the β€œhonor” of dining with them.

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Nobody’s thinking this through. Take the dinner with Elon Musk and then kidnap him. You could easily get a random of $10M out of him but I’d shoot for $1B.

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Something tells me both these assholes wear shoes with no socks.

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You wouldn’t be able to pay me to be seen with Tate

I don’t like Musk much at all but I’d prob pay $100 to eat dinner with him and try to figure out wtf the rationale for some of his moves has been.

The psychopaths who think they can get Musk/JayZ/etc to be their sugar daddy and find their wildest dreams or suddenly teach them how to be rich fucks…yeah they kind of scare me

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