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Because as a society we’ve forgotten how to throw bricks at bad people

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Worse, we’re throwing piles of money at them.

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“but they’re entertaining!”

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This right here. Germans thought Hitler was “entertaining”, too, for a while.

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$10M??

I’d take $10. Seriously. I mean I guess unless the meal was fully paid for and pretty fancy. But with either of these two donuts that feels like hardly a given.

$10 is a sure bet.

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I mean, I’d put odds on either of them leaving you with the check for dinner, because you received the “honor” of dining with them.

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Nobody’s thinking this through. Take the dinner with Elon Musk and then kidnap him. You could easily get a random of $10M out of him but I’d shoot for $1B.

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Honestly the amount could be $10 and I’d take it. I don’t get why anyone would want to share the same air as either of these people

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You could take the time to hit them in the face.

But I’d still rather take no money at all.

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Sadly, Andrew Tate has been punched in the face many times and it’s done nothing to change him.

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19 points

Perhaps he has actual brain damage and didn’t go to the doctor because that’s not alpha :(

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8 points

Who said anything about changing him? I just wanna have fun.

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11 points

Cat: To slip poison into their food, duh.

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I’d pay $1000 to not have to sit with those two assholes for dinner.

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Honestly, I’d take a kick in the nuts over the other two options…

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Honestly you could take my money so I don’t have to go. All of it.

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3 points

Sounds like someone has 0 money

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If I had their air I wouldn’t share it.

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You wouldn’t be able to pay me to be seen with Tate

I don’t like Musk much at all but I’d prob pay $100 to eat dinner with him and try to figure out wtf the rationale for some of his moves has been.

The psychopaths who think they can get Musk/JayZ/etc to be their sugar daddy and find their wildest dreams or suddenly teach them how to be rich fucks…yeah they kind of scare me

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The funniest shit is these sad dudes are probably clamoring to say they’d take dinner with Musk in hopes they’d somehow magically unlock the secret to being rich, totally unaware of the fact that the “secret” is to start with enough wealth to get that first leg-up, and no amount of lobster dinner with Musk will change the fact that they will never have his money.

Not sure why anyone would want dinner with Tate unless they wanted to get into human trafficking.

Take the $10 million, ya dinguses.

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I feel like the only way Tate would get you into human trafficking would be by trafficking you.

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But having a photo of me sucking papa musk’s dick while scamdrew tate rams my ass will be priceless! Besides, I’ll mint a NFT and it’ll totally sell for more than that!

Considering the folks you can find on xitter, it shouldn’t be too hard to find someone thinking exactly that.

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Maybe they want to get raped I guess!

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