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Let me help you younguns. Its a watch pocket. Back in the day when jeans were invented men had pocket watches,

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You can’t possibly be old enough to remember that

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No, but I’m old enough to remember my granddad called it and have the railroad watch he used to carry there. He was an engineer and the trains ran on time. Interesting how long the design lasted.

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I read somewhere that Trains was the reason time ran on time.

As in, before trains “Mid-day” was a different time wherever you went, it was just the time that the church rang the bell. Sure it was around midday because the sun was up there right at the top, but it wasn’t exactly midday.

Then the trains came along and they had timetables. To start with they could leave one station a quarter past twelve and arrive at the next one at 5 to twelve, so they had to synchronise the time over the whole line, so that’s why time runs on time.

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Turns out, there’s a ton of good uses for a small pocket.

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No, it’s a pocket for Kevin.

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Ravioli, ravioli

What’s in the pocketoli

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I was always told it was for condoms but I have 4 kids so I wouldn’t know

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Man your wife’s boyfriend is fertile

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Virile

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And fertile

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It’s a watch pocket; in case anybody was wondering the actual answer. Pocket… watch… watch pocket…

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Slow down, I’m not following

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Shove a clock in your pants!

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You can shove a clock in your pants. You friend can shove a clock in their pants, but you cannot shove your clock in your friends pants.

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Nah its for iPod Nano

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Guitar picks, little known fact!

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