66 points

$5 says I know how he votes.

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$5 bucks says he doesn’t vote for a while.

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But he can still run to be President amiright?! Lol

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5 points

He didn’t lead an insurrection, so, sure.

Not sure it’ll go anywhere. We already have 2 florida men leading the pack.

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Not at all? Dude probably doesn’t know what day it is.

Where do I send my cashapp deets?

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Or maybe he writes in Ronald Reagan each election, muttering how if Carter gets into office, he’s going to let those Nazi commies take over the country and everyone will end up speaking Danish and forced to work in the sand mines so the European nudy beaches will stay nice, which he supports but is embarrassed about so he overcompensates.

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That seems more likely than him voting for anyone actually on the ballot.

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147 points

Does anyone else remember back when conservatives said that the left would become unhinged when they didn’t get their way?

I’m still waiting for that to happen so I can at least admit that they were right about that one thing.

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As a lefty I just drink and get depressed when the GOP continuously assaulted our freedoms and dares climate change to wipe us out. Maybe I should be picking up a flag?

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10 points

From the mugshot this dude looks like a mentally ill homeless person. I’m all about blaming the right people but I’ll need to know more before I pass judgement.

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I can feel compassion for the house-less while still calling this chucklefuck a problem for society.

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It’s okay to judge peeps and have compassion and give them room for redemption. Spearing people with flags should be discouraged.

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38 points

I miss Florida man. Oklahoma man is scary.

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Pretty sure Florida man ate a guy’s whole face. This is just fresh, it’ll pass.

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I had to click the link to be sure it was FL, there is also a Miami, Oklahoma.

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10 points

Florida man is too busy campaigning.

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Things got worse when the man lifted the flag and enthusiastically waved it around in the air.

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No things got worse when the right-wing psychopath tried to kill a person. What the fuck are you trying to say?

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