66 points

$5 says I know how he votes.

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45 points

$5 bucks says he doesn’t vote for a while.

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20 points

But he can still run to be President amiright?! Lol

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5 points

He didn’t lead an insurrection, so, sure.

Not sure it’ll go anywhere. We already have 2 florida men leading the pack.

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-3 points

Not at all? Dude probably doesn’t know what day it is.

Where do I send my cashapp deets?

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6 points

Or maybe he writes in Ronald Reagan each election, muttering how if Carter gets into office, he’s going to let those Nazi commies take over the country and everyone will end up speaking Danish and forced to work in the sand mines so the European nudy beaches will stay nice, which he supports but is embarrassed about so he overcompensates.

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4 points

That seems more likely than him voting for anyone actually on the ballot.

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25 points

America, fuck yeah!

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13 points

America, fuck head!

/sorry

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24 points

And it says…the guy lived???

This could be a modern day Phineas Gage

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16 points

He also will lose an eye, so he’ll have plenty to be grumpy about

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5 points

Jaw to temple, probably good chance it missed the brain.

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147 points

Does anyone else remember back when conservatives said that the left would become unhinged when they didn’t get their way?

I’m still waiting for that to happen so I can at least admit that they were right about that one thing.

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52 points

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As a lefty I just drink and get depressed when the GOP continuously assaulted our freedoms and dares climate change to wipe us out. Maybe I should be picking up a flag?

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Witnesses told police they saw a man, identified as Clinton Collins, “charge at the victim and stab him with the flagpole through his head,” the release said. “That’s what he gets,” Collins said, witnesses told police. “He deserved it.” Collins was taken into custody immediately, police said. It took longer to help the victim, whose injuries put firefighters in a delicate predicament, according to police. “The pole entered the victim’s head beneath his jaw and exited the other side of his head near his right temple area,” the release said. “The American Flag was still attached (to) the pole at the time.” Due to the size of the pole, firefighters had to cut part of it off for the victim to fit into an ambulance, police said.

Fucking hell… That poor guy.

That psychopath needs help.

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Okay, I’ll say it. His name is very ironic, guessing he’s a republican. Maybe all his insecurities came from there?

Poor, poor victim. Nobody deserves that.

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