33 points
Since I see where this is going to go,
What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?
15 points
7 points
3 points
Refusing to work, just sitting on a chair doing nothing even when asked directly by your boss
3 points
3 points
17 points
Not wearing the minimum fifteen pieces of flair.
16 points
Try to bang your boss. Either you get fired, or you get to bang your boss. Win-win
15 points
9 points
Shit on the floor.
5 points
9 points
Scream “white power” while giving the Nazi salute every 20 minutes.
10 points
