Try to bang your boss. Either you get fired, or you get to bang your boss. Win-win
Talk about the projects I’m working on.
I’m self-employed, so probably dying.
At my old job, my hours were cut to zero after I finally made a single comment pointing out the hypocrisy of my boss’s politics. After a year of dealing with him spouting Q-conspiracy every single day he was there, I kind of had enough.
Since I see where this is going to go,
What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?
Refusing to work, just sitting on a chair doing nothing even when asked directly by your boss
The quickest way I actually did see someone get fired at my place was by posting racist shit on Facebook - on an account that was followed by many of his colleagues, including his manager. He was summarily dismissed at the start of his next shift.
Another one stole customers’ credit card numbers, but that one ended up with a criminal record.
