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Try to bang your boss. Either you get fired, or you get to bang your boss. Win-win

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Banging my boss would be the biggest L of my life

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Whip it out bro.

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Since I see where this is going to go,
What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?

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Insulting your boss may be the best solution, or you can just send a letter of resignation

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God damn it I just had to delete a four paragraph answer

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Refusing to work, just sitting on a chair doing nothing even when asked directly by your boss

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At many companies that’s not a quick way to be let go. The process would take some time.

At a government job it took an entire year to fire an executive assistant who did absolutely nothing.

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Sometimes this actually becomes a quick way to get promoted for some people. I haven’t figured that trick out yet though.

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Scream “white power” while giving the Nazi salute every 20 minutes.

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These days that could get you a promotion

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Step into a machine not locked out.

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