“Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.”
“Starting at the moment this statement ends, I will always lie.”
How do I know that wasn’t a lie and that you will occasionally still be telling the truth?
Except for this statement, I always lie.
“I don’t always lie.” wink
I’m a compulsive liar.