128 points

What the fuck did you just fucking say about America, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about America over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” meme was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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40 points

Least aggressive response.

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25 points

It’s a copypasta meant to make fun of overly aggressive keyboard warriors but yeah, it’s very un-chill indeed 😁

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30 points

Holy shit, its been a while since I read this.

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16 points

I love the gorilla warfare bit 🦍

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8 points

Ever heard of guerilla gardening? I give you…a gorilla gardening!

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6 points

This is starting to turn into gorilla marketing

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4 points

Stars and Stripes out for Harambe.

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80 points

Non-americans really love this weird bogus narrative.

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That’s probably because the loudest and most overly defensive ones are the Americans you’re most likely to encounter and remember in online arguments and on American news, so that colors the perception. Especially when you don’t live amongst the more reasonable majority of Americans 🤷

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19 points

That is not my experience at all. Most Americans get extremely defensive when someone criticizes the US, even people who know better. Many are ok with specific criticism (like, healthcare sucking), but it doesn’t take much for them to revert to 'murican mode.

I have been living in the US for over a decade and been to 2/3rds of the states.

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19 points

Most Americans have their talking points ready to go around certain topics: healthcare, guns etc. But if you get anything that attacks the capitalism, building the country off of slave labor, or the country being the product of a genocide, that’s when the propaganda really kicks in.

Oh and if you call it propaganda, then the denialism gets even stronger.

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12 points

That’s really interesting. I’ve lived in 9 states and I can honestly say that outside of the southeast, it is legitimately difficult to consistently find people that dont think the us is a flaming sack of shit or at least headed that way. Seriously, I’ve heard waaaaaaaaaaaaay more negative talk on the us from Americans than anything positive. Especially in like the last decade. But this place is so damn big that anyone’s experience would vary a crazy amount so that makes sense.

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0 points

You’ve been to 33 states in 10 years? Why? That’s absolutely unheard of here…

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7 points

well if an american does respond to this it proves them right if they dont respond it doesnt prove them wrong its a bad argument for an otherwise pretty dumb claim

unless americans do care i hate america and am american so idrk

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4 points

If I ever have to read the bogus claim that “USA #1!!!” I’ll flip my shit.

#1 in teen pregnancies maybe

#1 in prison population

#1 in school shootings

#1 in wage gap

What the US is not #1 in: happiness, progressiveness, quality of life, freedom

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True. While it’s NEAR the top in SOME good things, I’m pretty sure that the US is only #1 in the ones you mentioned and other bad things lol

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24 points

I’m starting to get this feeling too. Most of the Americans I know, myself included, rip America a new one at any given opportunity.

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9 points

There’s a certain degree of truth to it. Americans seem fine with being the butt of a joke as long as the person joking is American and not far left/right. If you offer any doubt about the political or geographic origin of your joke, it’ll often be taken poorly. I enjoy being flamed and so was eager to figure out the political joke context puzzle. +2/-16 and 6 replies, babeeee

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8 points

Politics is one of the most divisive subjects you can bring up. People react emotionally because it’s an emotional science. What’s “right” comes down to your ethical perspective. I don’t think that should be grouped in with this conversation.

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15 points

Sometimes it’s a case of you can make fun of your own country but no one else is allowed to.

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6 points

If we say “Capitalism is ruining our lives”, it’s fine, but if someone from Russia says “Capitalism is ruining your lives”, folks are ready to throw down.

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7 points

I think that’s more the hypocrisy of a Russian citizen criticizing American-style capitalism and imperialism when Russia has its own brand of it.

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13 points

Nobody talks more shit about America than Americans.

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I know seriously lmao. I mean I know it’s anecdotal, but I’m in the US and my friends and I constantly criticize the US. Most people I know tend to agree with most criticisms, myself included.

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67 points

American: makes any sort of joke about any country, even if it’s the smallest most unoffending thing

Person from that country : ur children get shot in schools

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54 points

We might overuse that comeback, but at least we don’t have school shootings.

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Okay, but you do realize that comeback makes you look bad right, not us? No matter your reasons or intentions, you are mocking children being murdered. Like in the example below:

American: lol British people eat spotted dicks.

A brit: lol American children get shot at school.

Wow. What a zinger, you really got me with that one, a fool I was to not recognize the comedy of children dying horrifically.

(To be clear, I didn’t come up with that example randomly. I’ve seen the mocking of spotted dick be met with “lol child murder” more than once)

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17 points

They’re mocking us for letting children get murdered. Don’t get all civility politics up in here if you can’t even grasp the concept of the jab.

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8 points

Seems like the comeback is working since it gets Yanks flustered and writing paragraphs of text as a reply lol

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3 points

They are simply taking a cheap shot at victims. It makes some people feel superior.

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Nobody is mocking children for being murdered, that would be disgusting.

People are mocking the very much unique to the US culture of yes, we know children are being shot in schools, and no, we aren’t going to do anything about it, you crazy freedom-hating commie!

It’s a macabre mocking of your crazy gun culture and politics. Not of your children. I thought that was pretty obvious.

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4 points

Sure, maybe it’s crass for me to mock you for something so traumatic, but on the plus side I have never personally murdered a child so I think I’m doing just fine.

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4 points

You should be ashamed of yourself. Many wonderful people live in this country. We have so much to do - and yes, we are plagued by many horrors - but we persevere.

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1 point

Instead of persevering, how about you fix the problem that no other developed country has?

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You ever considered that maybe the US deserves to be ridiculed for seeing children die and choosing to do nothing about it?

I understand it’s a touchy subject, but come on. It’s a serious stain on the US. The US deserves immense criticism for it.

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At least over here we do have some school shootings even with stricter European gun control laws. It‘s just not as prevalent as in the US.

I guess sometimes overly criticising the US can be seen as some kind of envy. The freedom we admire but the shortcomings we don’t want to have or admit. It‘s just that this extreme bipartisanship and reluctance to talk civilly with each other is disheartening to see.

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If you’re allowed to mock children deaths from a mental Healthcare crisis can we mock you for your roving gangs of rape squads?

German link: https://jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2023/vergewaltigung-im-goerli/

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  1. Right wing sources, yay.

  2. If you honestly compare Germany and the US, you will notice that the prevalence of rape is much higher in the US (US: ~43/100k vs. Ger: ~15/100k, source: statista.com). Comparing gang rape specifically is more difficult though, because the US doesn’t seem to keep track of that (or at least i couldn’t find absolute numbers). According to Wikipedia 22.8% of rapes with female victims where gang rapes. That makes ~9/100k in the US vs ~1/100k in Germany.

Then again I don’t think statistics regarding a lot of crimes are easily comparable. There might be differences regarding underreporting and legal definitions that skew numbers in different ways.

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mental health may be one of the source causes but the cultural enabler of prolific gun ownership and worship is the missing key no other country has

edit: I will add many Americans here are pretty antigun which is great, I just wish there were another 300m like you

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You may, if they are prolific and not just a single crime gang doing rounds.

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  • One of them is a stereotype based on ignorance and racism.

  • The other one is children getting shot at schools.

Funny how both of these things come from the US.

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Huh? Americans are like the most willing to admit their country is shit of like anywhere of the Lemmy audience… America fucking sucks, sign American. I had some dude from Pakistan super mad at me for saying women are second class citizens there the other day. Apparently they treat women super well, according to that angry guy anyway. I’m still pretty sure they don’t.

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As always, these things can’t be generalised. Every country has people that talk about their own problems, and every country has “patriots” that will deny anything is happening. There are just a lot of Americans on the internet, so people notice those who relentlessly praise America more.

After all, few countries literally ingrain “[country] exceptionalism” into their population in their school system. Many Americans, while thinking they are pointing out problems, still say “but it’s still better than almost any other country at X”.

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Romania doesn’t ingrain Romanian exceptionalism, but it does keep a lot of the REALLY horrible things Romanians have done out of the history classes.

Starting soon, the Romanian holocaust and communist period are going to be taught in high school history classes. AUR (basically our Republican party) is completely flipping their lid right now. They’re a small party, but very loud and aggressively ignorant.

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3 points

Sounds like 'murica

Stay strong, my friend

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Instead of “thinking something is true about an other country” why don’t you research the topic? Laws are easy to find.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_related_laws_in_Pakistan

While yes, there were some Sharia laws back in the 1980’s, many recent laws in the last 20 years have been giving more rights to women.

And that is the problem with many of you Americans, you read something online once about an other country or hear it on one of your news stations, and you instantly believe it without ever checking if it is factual or not.

The same type of people exist in other countries of course, but the blatant ignorance of Americans about other countries is staggering.

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XD ah yes, legally it’s the same, so that’s how it shakes out on the ground for sure!

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Americans when literally anything

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20 points

THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!!!

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7 points

WHAT? CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!

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14 points

I’m American and I can confirm this is true

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8 points

How do you know somebody’s American without meeting them first?

You hear them.

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4 points

Unless we’re talking protesting or voting. Then they’re asleep.

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Nah. Democrats protest, Republicans vote. Funny how one of those groups wields a grossly exaggerated amount of political power.

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