I got skinny jeans I can only fit Montenegro anyway. You don’t really need Portugal with you all the time.

I hate leaving house without ВЛ80 and at least Kazahstan.

Do you mean Portugal the country or Portugal the man?

Actually there’s around a thousand train derailing incidents a year. The event you’re referring to is just when one actually made it to the news.

Don’t use it everyday, but it’s pretty small and when you need it you need it.

I forgot it at home once and it came up in a conversation. Talk about a disappointment.

Usually I carry around Canada or Sweden, but Portugual can be handy as well

Our*

Picks up my Portugal after it turns itself, in a puff of smoke, into a small green leaf. Shouts, “Woohoo”. Shoves green leaf into pocket. Proceeds to smack an alligator in the head with a butterfly net for two hours.

I carry ВЛ80 and Kazahstan even to grocery store

I love my convertible cargo pants.

She turned me into a neut

If the men find out we can store witchcraft components, they’re going to tell the church

*material components for spell casting. But that’s what component pouches are for.

To be fair they already store witchcraft components in hammerspace