To be fair, they’re getting blasted in the face long before they turn 30.
Okay but is this seriously a wikiHow image or was it AI generated? wikiHow tells you how to shoot your horse?
Wow that’s sad but understandable.
… Why is everyone looking so cheerful in that page? You don’t smile when discussing euthanasia or learning about it…
It’s a really grim article but it’s goddamn hilarious that it exists. I’m just picturing someone following it step by step without reading the whole thing first. “Okay aim the gun at a point just off the side of the bony ridge, okay…” points gun at blindfolded horse “…now what? Hang on.”
I really like this pic earlier in the article where the vet’s stethoscope is informing the owner that the horse has a tadpole and is going to turn into a mind flayer 😁
If you’ve never done it before, congratulations, try to keep it that way. If its your first time you’re going to want a tube of greese paint or some chalk. Draw an x using it from the left eye to the right ear, and the right ear to the left eye. The convergence point is the thinnest part of the skull. You’re going to want to use a small caliber hand gun for this next part. .22 is what most vets recommend. A police service pistol is way too much and will make a huge mess. You’re going to shoot the horse at the center of the x with the gun held very close, but not directly on the horses head. The idea is you cannot miss from this distance, but you also won’t create a pressure problem that causes the gun to misfire. The idea with all of this is its the least likely for mistakes. In an emergency, such as shipping a horse overseas on a plane, a trained attendant will use a higher caliber handgun, such as a .38, and skip the x, instead eyeballing it.
That upgrade from stepsister to stepmom.
They just start making MILF porn instead.
Two of the biggest stars in the industry are over 40.
Corey Chase and Brandi Love are not ready for pasture yet.
