The house only has like 1/3 of its square footage during the winter months.

Eh it was probably the same king with a abnormally large foot but who knows maybe his feet are compensating for something

Banana for scale?

And she still wasn’t done…

Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.

Came here for the Clerk’s reference

They measured from the stump

Old Slavic customary measurements had “foot”, but also “palm” and “elbow” (roughly forearm length), as well as some less obvious body part based measurements

It always irks me when people think using foot as measurement was invented in England when they were used all over the world since the beginning of time. And different countries had different sized standard feet