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How well will it hold up to thermal and nuclear radiation? Can I hold the power of the sun in the palm of my hand?

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If it’s an Arc Reactor, then yes.

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Scientists have refused to answer if one could theoretically “get freaky with my girlfriend” with the device.

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Are they really scientists if they don’t want to push the boundaries of knowledge?

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its not that they don’t want to push the boundaries, they just want to keep the knowledge of the experimental trials to themselves

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Those greedy bastards! A lot us us want to get freaky too.

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Read the article and then the actual paper’s abstract - this isn’t like a mind controlled thing guys, it’s controlled with your foot. Not quite a doc oc thing like the article makes it out to be

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Still could be pretty cool for when you stand or sit on one place anyway

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Where do I sign up to become the real DocOc?

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I read the headline out loud to my friend and said “I can’t wait!” She replied “for what?” And I said “to become doc oc.” Then I opened the comments and this is the first thing I saw. 10/10

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Practice on a hotdog first the scientists warned the doctor with a sad wisdom look in his eyes.

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