AFreeLarryHoover

Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply.

“I won’t be back.”

Dogshit math, boy.

‘Friends’ studio audience before the laugh track’s forcefully added.

And the lord cummeth?

If they don’t air Unforgivable, what’s the point?

😮 a handshake

Could probably springboard off that one.

Wrong arm color.