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Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply.
8 points
If you are in possession of a penis, pull your pants down slightly and put said penis in someone’s mouth, you achieve clothed oral sex outside of bed without dividing any legs and any chance of multiplying.
So nope.
6 points
Nice dick, bro, but I should emphasise that this can’t be just anyone’s mouth and you should check that the other person is enthusiastic about it all before beginning.
4 points
