11 points

What sentences make sense both in math and in a sex scene?

  1. These are some nice curves you’ve got, and that’s no hyperbole.
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47 points

Well here’s someone putting unnecessary math into their sex scene:

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59 points

What

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19 points

…is the speed of a cumshot that reaches its target’s mouth 1 ft away in 0.28 seconds? Assume 6 mls of splooge. What is the transfer rate? If 80% of it hits the target and is immediately swallowed, what is the rate of loss?

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5 points

It seems we’ve had a very different math lessons.

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3 points

I went to catholic school

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19 points

Yeah, feels like I’m missing something here.

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29 points
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What is the context for this? I am extremely entertained by the idea that this might be a thing.

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28 points

It’s just an edit of this meme

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1 point

sooo… you didn’t see sex scenes in math to prompt this?

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2 points

Only necessary ones.

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16 points

several alphabets, in fact

once you run out of Latin letters you start using Greek, Hebrew, Fraktur, etc

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4 points

Or fancy letters, like the L in a Laplace transformation.

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11 points

Wait till you hear about the sickos using arabic numbers

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17 points

Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply.

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