76 points

What

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21 points

Yeah, feels like I’m missing something here.

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28 points

…is the speed of a cumshot that reaches its target’s mouth 1 ft away in 0.28 seconds? Assume 6 mls of splooge. What is the transfer rate? If 80% of it hits the target and is immediately swallowed, what is the rate of loss?

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13 points

It seems we’ve had a very different math lessons.

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11 points

I went to catholic school

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37 points
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What is the context for this? I am extremely entertained by the idea that this might be a thing.

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34 points

It’s just an edit of this meme

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25 points

several alphabets, in fact

once you run out of Latin letters you start using Greek, Hebrew, Fraktur, etc

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16 points

Wait till you hear about the sickos using arabic numbers

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6 points

Or fancy letters, like the L in a Laplace transformation.

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1 point

sooo… you didn’t see sex scenes in math to prompt this?

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2 points

Only necessary ones.

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11 points

If my math classes had had some sex scenes, maybe I wouldn’t have been so useless at it.

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6 points

I would be more useless :).

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1 point

Solve for x to see the money shot.

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5 points

This is what my family thinks public school is like

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21 points

Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply.

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