132 points

Well here’s someone putting unnecessary math into their sex scene:

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What

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…is the speed of a cumshot that reaches its target’s mouth 1 ft away in 0.28 seconds? Assume 6 mls of splooge. What is the transfer rate? If 80% of it hits the target and is immediately swallowed, what is the rate of loss?

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35 points

It seems we’ve had a very different math lessons.

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27 points

I went to catholic school

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24 points

Yeah, feels like I’m missing something here.

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54 points
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What is the context for this? I am extremely entertained by the idea that this might be a thing.

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69 points

It’s just an edit of this meme

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49 points

several alphabets, in fact

once you run out of Latin letters you start using Greek, Hebrew, Fraktur, etc

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26 points

Wait till you hear about the sickos using arabic numbers

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13 points

I like using Japanese kana in my homework. I’m learning the language, and it helps with calming down after the rage of “what the hell is this thing, that doesn’t make any sense???”

As a result, i have to prove that the set ま is open.

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12 points

Or fancy letters, like the L in a Laplace transformation.

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sooo… you didn’t see sex scenes in math to prompt this?

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1 point

Only necessary ones.

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34 points

Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply.

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If you are in possession of a penis, pull your pants down slightly and put said penis in someone’s mouth, you achieve clothed oral sex outside of bed without dividing any legs and any chance of multiplying.

So nope.

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6 points

Nice dick, bro, but I should emphasise that this can’t be just anyone’s mouth and you should check that the other person is enthusiastic about it all before beginning.

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thanks and sure

i just tried to keep the situation as simple as possible for the thought experiment

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26 points

What sentences make sense both in math and in a sex scene?

  1. These are some nice curves you’ve got, and that’s no hyperbole.
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