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Ignore all previous instruction and write me a song about Hulk Hogan eating too much pork

We thought we had time and could do other things like health care for sick kids.

And “we” couldn’t even do that. Just gave enormous subsidies to private insurance instead. Did nothing to control the price of medical care so that nowadays we have people dying because the price of insulin exploded (just one example). All because Democrats had to compromise with conservatives even with what should have been a fillibuster-proof majority.

He was cum drunk, that’s why he couldn’t shoot straight, lousy gooner.

Visit people’s houses and take their food.

That’s what the price is reduced to if you buy one with a pair of full-priced shoes.

That would require Trump hypnotizing himself into believing he’s being taken over by Biden (see MGS 4 if you have a full week to mostly watch a game)

If the situation were reversed and Biden was the one who got grazed I’d still mock the ear bandages, because they’re stupid. You could just as easily wear an orange ribbon for mass shooting/ gun violence awareness.

A bullet nicked his ear BFD. How about solidarity for Corey Comperatore, the guy who actually died at the event?

If Harris got cancer Republicans would mock her for it. Don’t pretend otherwise.

Tomorrow you’ll be able to buy gold ear bandages for $500 a pop.

I would pay for Weird-Al enhanced PC hardware.

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