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Jank

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I’d do this to a conservative celebrity, but for $4000 I could buy Kevin Sorbo’s whole sad fucking life.

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Remember, it’s not any being anti LGBTQ+, that would be terrible. It’s about catching TOP SECRET BUT SOMEHOW COMPLETELY PUBLIC PORNOGRAPHY…

…It just happens to always involve any LGBTQ+ books and anything that discusses that sexy sexy Holocaust.

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Hulk Hogan said she was a chameleon.

So that’s a pretty cool super power for dealing with foreign powers.

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I’d buy that if he weren’t already also in a position to help solve systemic issues.

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Throwing foam rocks is a prerequisite, I think. Art least, that explains Sorbo and Cain.

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Much like Three Diary of Anne Frank or Maus- it must be removed because it’s too sexy for young minds.

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I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.

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Sounds fun to me. If it was actually pronounced like that I’d like him more.

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Seriously was my first thought. Tarantulas don’t do well with short falls.

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