twelve20two

Which is wild to me because on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, etc. the controversy drives the most engagement and thus profit

I’ve seen one meme so far from a conservative claiming that the left is (as usual) cannibalizing itself by arguing between “why’d he missed” and “it was faked”

I’m not doubting that people on the left are claiming it’s fake, but I definitely haven’t seen it nearly as much as people expressing disappointment that the shot missed

sigh

Fine, lay down on the table

Don’t lump me in with greedy, selfish, short sighted fucks

As that one fucking taco commercial put it: ¿Por qué no los dos?

-Minimum wage

-Education

-Private equity

-Healthcare

-Ease of voting

Company’s gonna need that back, sorry.

Gotta get them clicks tho. Maybe we’re at the beginning of a transition from, “shocking and attention-grabbing headlines,” to, “attention-grabbing but also poorly written in a way that it’ll agitate an even wider wash of readers”

Hell fricken yeah

I was coming into this thread ready to post, “Hm, I wonder what Jessica Fletcher would do for this bit,” but by the beams, you’re here writing beautiful fiction