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since those bottom ones are hard to read:

House puts you down for an orchi before
you even realize you're trans

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119 points
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House would make fun of you for like 10 minutes. Then help you transition. Then after you transition he says your dress makes you look fat.

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46 points
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While calling you fat he realizes his current patient has sarcoidosis and leaves without a word

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21 points

She has cancer of the fat

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19 points

Fr I am curious now how it would actually be handled on house. I could see maybe an episode where hormone therapy being a red herring and all the debates the staff have. House with poor bedside manner with trans issues without being transphobic, Watson and Cameron being super sweet to overcompensate. Chase is insensitive but accepting, he laughs and jokes around with stuff in the patient’s house. Foreman is tolerant but secretly uncomfortable. Cuddy yells at house.

Might be a little high… lol

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I could see it being something all the other doctors had written off as trans broken arm syndrome except for house. He would still be an ass about her being trans while accepting thats not whats wrong with her.

edit-at the end of the episode he calls her a stupid bitch and thats his way of accepting her gender identity

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6 points

There was an episode with a mafia guy that was taking estrogen.

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33 points

Oh no, House always has to screw it up 3 times before getting it right. And it’s never a reasonable thing, you’d get treated for lupus for some reason.

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31 points

Also House was super shitty to an intersex patient including doing a massive amount of misgendering, so I doubt he’d be better about a trans person.

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9 points

House would probably find a cure for gender dysphoria because in your case it was lupus a uh, spoon of yours that contained traces of idk mercury or something. Oh how did he know about the gender dysphoria mercury spoon? You never mentioned it? Dw about it sweetheart

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9 points

Yeeeah… I vaguely remember that. Granted, he was never meant to be a role model, he’s a drug addict (although that doesn’t stop certain men from thinking he’s a badass to emulate?).

So I guess the real episode would go: one of the cool interns makes the recommendation when brainstorming around a white board, he shoots them down, and then assigns all manner of psych drugs that kinda work until the intern does the treatment themselves and get canned for it (but two seasons later we see they’re a doctor doing a great job).

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10 points

Was Sherlock on the BBC transphobic? It’s been a while but I don’t remember that.

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I think it’s a general comment on how rude that Sherlock was and how the BBC is transphobic by default.

I think that Sherlock, in character, would just insult your intelligence regardless of gender issues.

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2 points

… and Moffat is kind of an asshole.

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25 points

Nah, just an asshole.

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5 points

high functioning sociopath.

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56 points

I’m fairly certain Sherlock Holmes would also have offered you some cocaine

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43 points

No. Sherlock has cocaine, but he doesn’t share cocaine.

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He’d be a huge asshole about it too.

“Cocaine?”

“Yeah sure.”

“Oh no you misunderstood. I wasn’t offering, I was just asking if you had your own because I’m going to do all of mine right now.”

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21 points

“You see, I need cocaine to accelerate my thought process and unleash the full potential of my mind. I’m not sure what you would get out of it, but I’m sure it would be a waste, by comparison.”

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11 points

Or a nice violin.

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8 points

Or some fine heroine. Wait, did they have heroine?

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17 points

It’s heroin, without the ‘e.’

Not heroin, but Holmes did go undercover at least once in an opium den. “The Man With The Twisted Lip” iirc.

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16 points

Jessica Jones calls you an idiot for not realising you’re trans, but she does it out of earshot and then offers you some beer from the bottle she’s drinking out of.

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15 points

Sam and Max immediately act like you’re trans. There is no realization, just an off-handed quip. Sam takes one of your lightbulbs, and the world becomes notably worse less than a day later.

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15 points

[off topic]

Mike Hammer was immensely popular for years. “My Gun Is Quick” and “I, the Jury” were full of anti-gay slurs.

Currently there are Pride Month flags flying from Mickey Spillane’s bar in NYC.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Hammer_(character)

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Hammer is a no-holds-barred private investigator whose love for his secretary Velda is outweighed only by his willingness to kill a killer.

When the blurb writer from the back of the books realizes he can just edit directly to Wikipedia lmao

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The Washington Times obituary of Spillane said of Hammer, “In a manner similar to Clint Eastwood’s Dirty Harry, Hammer was a cynical loner contemptuous of the ‘tedious process’ of the legal system, choosing instead to enforce the law on his own terms.”

Christ, what vicious condemnation.

Jenny Nicholson reviewed the book Trigger Warning. In the last dozen pages, some Navy Seal Delta Force Army Ranger suddenly appears and offers the alleged protagonist a job as a “one-man strike team,” roaming the country and “righting wrongs.” Like all the three-letter agencies got together to make some witness-protection mooks into fascist vigilantes. Every single time, it is shocking to remember that this power fantasy is some assholes’ actual moral belief system. These are problems they really believe exists - these are solutions they desperately want to see.

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Oh I just watched an episode of fuckin Columbo where the titular detective encouraged a beat cop to make an illegal search, and if it was a problem he would “get a warrant later.”

And that’s every single cop show. That’s so much scarier to me. That the common, every day, “likeable” “good guy” cop characters are constantly violating suspects’ rights, and it’s always presented as justified.

It’s so common and consistent that I think a lot of people just think of it as being part of a cop’s job, and that “rights” are in opposition to justice rather than a part of it. Including a lot of cops. It’s really fucked.

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