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“Let me put my my burned CD of mp3s into my discman that is connected to a tape adapter.” Me, until about when Zunes hit,Woot for$99.

Waluigi Snap! Like Pokemon Snap! , but more of a stealth game where Waluigi creeps around taking candid photos of other characters. Bonuses I’d they successfully steal small trophies from the characters and sneak back to the white Waluigi Van undetected.

We fell in love in a homeless place… We fell in love in a hooOoomless plaaace…

Thought this was just a Welsh yearbook.

I had a roommate that asked me for ideas for a tattoo and I told him to just get ‘Chinese Symbols’ written in all caps on him.

The amazing bastard did it.

When I went to my first Riot Fest I looked around and was like, “Damn, did they shut down the punk rock retirement home?”

Then I realized I had just turned 31 and couldn’t trust myself any more.

Not all of us live in the Sout. Many youts live in duh Nort, too.

I’m on the spectrum and digging a hole, diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy hole!

Hooray. I’ve been looking to add a few more points of maintenance and failure to my bike.

A friend was complaining that he was always losing his air pods. I told him about my awesome idea to sell a little cord that would connect them so they were easier to keep track of.

He was like, ‘Dude! That’s a great idea… You’ve got to start selling those before someone beats you to it-’

Then it dawned on him and he called me an asshat.