He “championed left-wing causes” like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nikki Haley

Nothing funny about rolling snake eyes on someone at work. Not saying it ever happened to me. Leave me alone

If you ask ten Americans to explain capitalism, nine will simply describe a market economy

I’m waiting for Grok 2.0, which tells you an Islamophobic joke whether you ask it to or not

Oh no, it references something that Harris said that actually connected with people in general instead of pandering specifically to their toxic insular clique

In a hypothetical situation in which I was a guy whose eyes were temporarily replaced by cartoon stars due to the attention of a cool lady, I would not feel comfortable indulging in that feeling online due to fears of both the potential negative reaction of other men and the potential negative reaction of women.

He’s getting out-posted by Literally The Democrats. He’s all out of juice, just a desiccated husk of a poster

We’ll always have Diet Coke and “It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there”

EQanon

I honestly have no idea why a Republican would vote for DeSantis when Trump is on the ballot. Do they think Trump is too frou-frou? Are they concerned with how efficiently their political enemies are harmed?

(explaining sex to a pole) imagine an ice cream,