You monster! How do you even know if they’re tongy enough?

Major League Eating, hailing him as “an American hero,”

No. Just no.

You know, you probably shouldn’t keep radioactive dimes in your pocket.

I trust NANCHANGZHENGFUYUANGUOJIMAOYIYOUXIANGONGSI for all my dangerously illegal electrical needs!

I was skeptical of ligatures at first, too, it took me awhile to warm up to it. But yeah, love me some Fira Code now.

There’s a lot more chances to jump off your float for a sec and enjoy the scenery on a long lazy river than there is on a water slide.

Yup. Dude took one for the team.

❤️YYYY-MM-DD❤️

Somewhere between “it should be on its way now” and “I hope you know you’re an (asshole)” There should have been a “thank you.”

The fact that there isn’t pretty well confirms who I’m laughing with and who I’m laughing at.

Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.