“No one who works here at CapitalOne would ever tip this much so we just wanted to double-check you were of sound mind when you did this! :)”
I reckon, I am not “that clever friend” that you clearly miss dearly. Don’t worry, you will eventually find them.
Ill make it extra clear then. I said that your grammar sucks. Sorry you weren’t able to parse that.
Only an ignorant confuses a missing comma for illiteracy. You’re missing an apostrophe btw, and it’s “sorry that you weren’t”. Again, you said nothing there. Sorry that you’re not understanding, but i said it because you didn’t say anything relevant to the point, just like right now. But yeah, you’re not that clever friend either way. You certainly are trying though.