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44 points

how do you keep it from dangling out the leg?

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40 points

Short

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32 points

Your Greek ancestors would be proud, king.

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35 points

Have a small dick.

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14 points

✂️

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34 points

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26 points

Tape it back 😋

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10 points

A mere tape won’t hold back my random, but strong erection.

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8 points

Chasity cage it is then

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SUPER supportive undies work too if you don’t want to go down that drag-queen-esque route.

men usually wore whitey tighties & jockstraps back in the day when booty shorts were normal for men and those are great at keeping all the bits where you want them to stay put.

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24 points

ooh fancy pants bigger than 2" dick mcgee over here

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23 points

Let it breathe. Assert dominance

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Boxer briefs, trunks, briefs, thong, or jockstrap.

Pretty much any underwear except for boxer shorts.

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12 points

Tucking, or if that’s uncomfortable, some people have success with underwear that’s just a size down from their regular.

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9 points

That defeats the whole point of the shorts. The world wants to see that little guy!

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15 points

Then why do I have so many restraining orders against me?

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5 points

Bottom surgery, just become Transfem.

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5 points

Ice it

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