And you’ll be able to live in your anarchist commune if you want, we’ll leave you alone, we promise. Ignore the fact that there’s a whole subreddit dedicated to “free helicopter rides”. In fact, to try to get you on my side, I’ll claim that what you want is just another form of anarcho-capitalism.

The problem is clearly that you never studied anarcho-capitalism before. Everyone who studied and understood it is on my side.