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39 points

According to this logic, lions are venomous.

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19 points

Catastrophic loss of blood pressure due to massive trauma is, it turns out, extremely toxic!

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8 points

They’re also poisonous by the same logic.

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5 points

They’re also kinky by the same logic (if you manage to survive).

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3 points

Why else would they have those big fangs?

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