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Probably get ants though.

You have saved me from all kinds of trouble with your sensible warnings. I did not think this through well enough.

If I might trouble you further, o wise one, how about up against the shed wall, each in a pair of welly boots, standing in a paddling pool half full of water?

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Wellys?! You sick degenerate fuck. Safe sex with the homies starts and ends with Crocs.

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Oh, you’re right. Crocs are much, much easier to wash.

See, everyone should plan their sexcapades on lemmy, you get very high quality advice.

Oh, wait, wait, I just thought of something. BRB.

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