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In this thread: people bending over backwards to defend their insane, non-logical unit of measurement

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Alternatively, people insisting that Americans must be math gods for using such a demanding and archaic system.

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And plenty of people who don’t really care to understand how deep the roots of inch stuff is. Most people have no clue how much aerospace is commanding the need for Inch. (ALL and every aerospace fasteners are inch.)

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7 points

Curious, since NASA uses metric. How do the two industries work together?

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interestingly enough, there is an incident where a unit conversion cause a spacecraft to crash.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter

NASA specifies that companies who work with NASA should use metric units as a part of the contract. Lockheed produced software that output in imperial units and it caused the orbiter to flame out.

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Logical, mathematically convenient, but not practically convenient. Without a measuring tool, there’s no good way to estimate anything besides a centimeter.

Every imperial unit of measure can be estimated whilst naked (but preferably clothed).

An inch is your distal thumb phalanx. A foot is your foot. A mile is, or was at one point, roughly 1,000 paces.

The weather can be estimated by going outside. Is it too hot? It’s in the upper third of the 100 degree scale. Too cold? Lower third, might snow. Cool enough to fully dress, but not too cold, right in the middle.

A healthy, big person is about 200 lbs. A very small person is about 100 lbs.

Converting between these units is useful in science, which is why science uses metric. But you could live your entire life on earth and never need to know how many distal phanages are in 1,000 paces. It literally never comes up. Who cares?

It’s why units are divided into fractions, rather than into a decimal system.

By the way, the only reason we use a base 10 numbering system in the first place is because we have ten fingers and it was easier for early mathematicians to count. But I digress.

If you’re dividing a length of rope, and all you have is the rope, it’s simple to divide it in half, and then half again, and then again in half. You could even divide into thirds, if you were feeling frisky. You just fold it over itself until the lengths are even. There are two friendly numbers that are difficult to do that with, though. Can you guess what they are? If you guessed 5 and 10, you nailed it, good job.

Same with piles of grain or hunks of beef or chunks of precious metals.

But what about units of volume, you ask? I don’t have a part of my body that holds roughly 8 oz of fluid to pour out. No, for that you’ll need a cup. Just a cup. Not a graduated cup with a bunch of little lines down the side. 1 cup. Or half a cup, or a third, or maybe a quarter cup. Again, easily divisible for easy measuring without any special tools.

But a gallon, you protest. A gallon is 16 cups! What the fuck is 16 cups good for? Why not 10 or 100, or create a decigallon for simple math? Because 16 can be divided in half 4 times. Measuring out portions of the whole is as simple as pouring out equal portions into similarly sized containers. Divisible numbers are easier to use without graduated equipment.

And that’s why time is measured in 24 hours, each hour is 60 minutes, each minute is 60 seconds. There’s a ton of history there, and we’ll ignore for this discussion the inaccuracy of measuring a day or a year. If the metric system is entirely superior, why don’t you demand we all switch to metric time? A year will still be roughly 365 days (again, setting aside the inaccuracy) but we could divide the day into 10 equal metric hours, or mours, and those mours into 100 metric minutes, or metrinutes, and then those metrinutes into 100 metric seconds, or meconds. 1 mecond would be 0.864 seconds, and a metrinute would be 1.44 minutes, which to most people would be an imperceptible difference in time. Hey, how many seconds is 1.44 minutes? You don’t know without a calculator because we don’t use metric for time, and it probably never bothered you once before now. What an insane, non-logical unit of measure time is.

Yes, metric let’s us convert millimeters to kilometers, or helps us determine how many calories it take increase 1 cubic centimeter of water by 10 degrees kelvin. It helps with those things because the units are arbitrarily defined to make the math easier, not to make the measurement easier. But that’s it, there’s no additional sanity, no additional logic. It’s easier to convert between units via math, because it was designed to be easier to convert between units via math. There are no additional benefits to the metric system.

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66 points

This is either a way too elaborate troll or one of the dumbest things I have ever read and I can’t figure out which it is.

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-8 points

Point to the thing I said that was not true.

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A foot is a foot. Fantastic. Glad to know everyone has the same sized feet.

And the same length on their legs so we all pace the same distance.

I would say good troll, but it just seems too long to be ironic.

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Is every location at the exact same elevation? Varying elevations have varying atmospheric pressures. You’ve got the Netherlands at 0 m elevation, and places in Bolivia like La Paz and El Alto which are ~4000 m elevation. That’s an atmospheric pressure of 101 kPa for the Netherlands and 57.2-69.7 kPa for the Bolivian cities (I don’t have the time to interpolate the data table unfortunately). This corresponds to a drop in the boiling point of water from 100 C to approx 86.5 C.

Both systems have just as arbitrary reference points. They also both have absurd conversions – why isn’t it 100 seconds to the minute, 100 minutes to the hour, 10 hours to a day, 10 days to a week, etc? It would make my work so much easier if time was powers of 10, but that’s where metric stops?

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-7 points

It’s a measurement system for humans not calculators.

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A foot is a foot. Fantastic. Glad to know everyone has the same sized feet.

First off, it’s an estimate. Your feet don’t need to be exactly 12 inches/1 foot. If your feet are only 10 inches long, it’s still useful information because you know your margin of error.

That being said, there’s no reason why you can’t also do this trick with the metric system. You would just need to divide the amount-of-human-foot-length by around 4 to get your human -foot-measurement into meters.

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There aren’t many instances in normal life where accuracy and precision are that important. Modern humans can measure distances with lasers and satellite coordinates. You probably own a tape measure and at least one type of scale. But unless you’re building something, baking something, or selling something by weight, estimates are almost as good as knowing something precisely.

We see the same in countries that us metric. Most people estimate how many meters, kgs, or liters things are because taking the time to accurately measure isn’t necessary. Maybe your phone tracks your daily jog, but that’s only going to be accurate to within a few meters, and most people would round off to the nearest significant digit anyway.

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23 points

What a fat load of bullshit

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7 points

What’s a “fat load” in metric?

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OK, but this is why certain Imperial measurements caught hold, and why Americans still use it. We also use metric for the things metric was created to measure.

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I feel like a lot of this is based on what you grew up with and you eventually related it to something to make it easier for you.

Like a cm is the width of a fingernail. A dm(10cm) is the size of a middle finger. 100m is 1 minute of walking. I know 1 metre is my normal stride.

Is it too hot? 30s. Is it cold? Less than 10. Is there snow? Less than 0. Is it cool enough to fully dress but not too cold? Around 20.

Big person? 100kg. Small person? 50kg.

The point is that you can make any system relatable.

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Oh it’s absolutely just based on where you grew up. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Everyone uses a rather stupid time system compared to metric measurements, but we stick with it because that’s what everyone is used to.

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Of course you’re right. The point isn’t that one is better than another, the point is that Imperial was historically easy to share and use. There’s a sense among metric users that the imperial system is stupid, illogical, unwieldy, and useless (see the comic and almost every comment in the thread). None of those things are true, and the advantages of the metric system hardly ever come up for most people.

It’s easy to hur dur Americans stupid, but the reality is always more complex.

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22 points

Absolutely incredible copypasta

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12 points

You know, this convinced me…

that I wouldn’t mind metric time actually

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2 points

RemindMe 10 Megaseconds

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I actually wrote a paper in high school extolling the virtues of metric time. It was not persuasive.

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8 points

Brilliant. Now if we only used base 12 numbering system, things would be even easier to halve.

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5 points

Why stop at base 12. Let’s go base-60. Divisible by 2,3,4,5 and 6.

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1 point

Base 12 is better than base 10, but base 16, aka Hexadecimal is better still.

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2 points

OK I’m looking up the history of the metric system now.

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Have a go at ‘The Measure of All Things’ by Ken Alder, a very interesting book on that subject.

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I honestly love this take. The fact that people are responding so negatively to a damned decent argument for units that can typically be halved a couple of times without messing around with decimals only shows how irrational the motivation to insist that one is more precise is. Might as well be a sports team the way even glancing in the direction of nuance provokes upset.

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Every imperial unit of measure can be estimated whilst naked (but preferably clothed).

so I can ask a 9 yr old child to walk out naked to the streets to measure a thing in their foot and:

  • I’ll get the exact same answer as if I send an adult priest naked to the street to measure the same thing in their foot
  • I’ll not get the priest to rape the kid

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4 points

Yes, officer, this comment right here.

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Wow good job making both of the most beaten-into-the-ground jokes simultaneously. You win the award for most unoriginal.

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How dare you have reasons and explaining them so thoroughly. I’m here to hate people because they are dumb.

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