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Technically the metric system is “the preferred system of weights and measures for United States trade and commerce” as per the Metric Conversion Act of 1975.

You’re just also allowed to use lbs and feet and stuff and most people do.

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The versions of imperial measurements the US uses are even defined in terms of metric units, so they’re less a completely separate measurement system these days and more just a weird facade on top of metric, even.

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Like PonyOS!

https://ponyos.org

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And in the sciences and drug dealing and the military, we use metric exclusively.

But for some idiotic reason, construction engineers often use imperial units and I have no idea why. Like buildings are built in pounds and feet and stuff, with half inch bolts and 2x4 (ish) lumber and half inch plywood. It’s idiotic.

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I don’t generally defend imperial, but feet and inches are actually really useful in construction. Base 12 is easily divisible by 2, 4, and 3. You often need to divide architectural elements in thirds.

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I was a welder for years and I have to disagree. Using millimeters is way easier than inches, mostly because decimals are faster and easier to use than fractions. And it’s not that hard to divide 10 by 2, 3, or 4.

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As a former structural engineer who lived on a Jobber 5 all day, that’s still pretty niche overall. Easier because it’s what your used to maybe, but outweighed by situations where it’s not. Try doing trig with fractions and then tell me imperial is better.

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That might be somewhat useful if it was consistently applied, which it is not.

And it’s maybe useful for fractions, but how many feet are in a mile again? 5280? A square yard is what now… 1296 square inches?! Who the fuck is supposed to memorize all that?

What’s a 1/4 square yard in square inches?

That’s not easy, that’s putting the mental into mental arithmetic.

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Modern 2x4s are 1½x3½ and rounded edges and nobody knows why.

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What do mean no one knows why? It’s to use less lumber. Back when there was unlimited old growth timber they used true dimensions at the mill, even extra dimensional, I’ve seen 2x4’s that are closer to 3x5.

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Finished 2x4s are smaller, but unfinished are true

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As an engineer it’s because the people building it complain if I draw in metric

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“Give me eight cups of cocaine, good sir!”

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There is tradition with buildings having measurements connected to the human body. It makes looking back at ancient ruins and cathedrals intriguing and people who learn that stuff want to hold onto it so it isn’t lost knowledge.

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Screw that, we’ll make them use Metric. BY FORCE!

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*decimalized

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That’s no republic

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8 points

Yep, that’s what Napoleon did…

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Vive l’empereur, then

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Amd yet metric time failed

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And basically every other country in the world.

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How do you plan to do that when each of us is issued an assault rifle at birth and our military is 20x bigger than the next closest military? In other words, bring it on!

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Regan also never bothered to reinstate Imperial standards at the bureau of weights and measures (because it would have cost a small fortune). So our units are officially defined by the their metric counterpart. Legally speaking an inch is 2.54 centimeters.

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Have you tried cooking from a recipe lately? Or used a measuring tape? Or bought a gallon of milk? Driven a car with a speedometer? Swam a lap in a pool?

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Wait, what unit do you guys measure a swimming pool in? Furlongs? Leagues?

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Then that means it’s the people who are stupid enough to follow a worse system?

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In this thread: people bending over backwards to defend their insane, non-logical unit of measurement

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Alternatively, people insisting that Americans must be math gods for using such a demanding and archaic system.

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And plenty of people who don’t really care to understand how deep the roots of inch stuff is. Most people have no clue how much aerospace is commanding the need for Inch. (ALL and every aerospace fasteners are inch.)

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7 points

Curious, since NASA uses metric. How do the two industries work together?

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interestingly enough, there is an incident where a unit conversion cause a spacecraft to crash.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter

NASA specifies that companies who work with NASA should use metric units as a part of the contract. Lockheed produced software that output in imperial units and it caused the orbiter to flame out.

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Logical, mathematically convenient, but not practically convenient. Without a measuring tool, there’s no good way to estimate anything besides a centimeter.

Every imperial unit of measure can be estimated whilst naked (but preferably clothed).

An inch is your distal thumb phalanx. A foot is your foot. A mile is, or was at one point, roughly 1,000 paces.

The weather can be estimated by going outside. Is it too hot? It’s in the upper third of the 100 degree scale. Too cold? Lower third, might snow. Cool enough to fully dress, but not too cold, right in the middle.

A healthy, big person is about 200 lbs. A very small person is about 100 lbs.

Converting between these units is useful in science, which is why science uses metric. But you could live your entire life on earth and never need to know how many distal phanages are in 1,000 paces. It literally never comes up. Who cares?

It’s why units are divided into fractions, rather than into a decimal system.

By the way, the only reason we use a base 10 numbering system in the first place is because we have ten fingers and it was easier for early mathematicians to count. But I digress.

If you’re dividing a length of rope, and all you have is the rope, it’s simple to divide it in half, and then half again, and then again in half. You could even divide into thirds, if you were feeling frisky. You just fold it over itself until the lengths are even. There are two friendly numbers that are difficult to do that with, though. Can you guess what they are? If you guessed 5 and 10, you nailed it, good job.

Same with piles of grain or hunks of beef or chunks of precious metals.

But what about units of volume, you ask? I don’t have a part of my body that holds roughly 8 oz of fluid to pour out. No, for that you’ll need a cup. Just a cup. Not a graduated cup with a bunch of little lines down the side. 1 cup. Or half a cup, or a third, or maybe a quarter cup. Again, easily divisible for easy measuring without any special tools.

But a gallon, you protest. A gallon is 16 cups! What the fuck is 16 cups good for? Why not 10 or 100, or create a decigallon for simple math? Because 16 can be divided in half 4 times. Measuring out portions of the whole is as simple as pouring out equal portions into similarly sized containers. Divisible numbers are easier to use without graduated equipment.

And that’s why time is measured in 24 hours, each hour is 60 minutes, each minute is 60 seconds. There’s a ton of history there, and we’ll ignore for this discussion the inaccuracy of measuring a day or a year. If the metric system is entirely superior, why don’t you demand we all switch to metric time? A year will still be roughly 365 days (again, setting aside the inaccuracy) but we could divide the day into 10 equal metric hours, or mours, and those mours into 100 metric minutes, or metrinutes, and then those metrinutes into 100 metric seconds, or meconds. 1 mecond would be 0.864 seconds, and a metrinute would be 1.44 minutes, which to most people would be an imperceptible difference in time. Hey, how many seconds is 1.44 minutes? You don’t know without a calculator because we don’t use metric for time, and it probably never bothered you once before now. What an insane, non-logical unit of measure time is.

Yes, metric let’s us convert millimeters to kilometers, or helps us determine how many calories it take increase 1 cubic centimeter of water by 10 degrees kelvin. It helps with those things because the units are arbitrarily defined to make the math easier, not to make the measurement easier. But that’s it, there’s no additional sanity, no additional logic. It’s easier to convert between units via math, because it was designed to be easier to convert between units via math. There are no additional benefits to the metric system.

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This is either a way too elaborate troll or one of the dumbest things I have ever read and I can’t figure out which it is.

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Point to the thing I said that was not true.

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A foot is a foot. Fantastic. Glad to know everyone has the same sized feet.

And the same length on their legs so we all pace the same distance.

I would say good troll, but it just seems too long to be ironic.

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Is every location at the exact same elevation? Varying elevations have varying atmospheric pressures. You’ve got the Netherlands at 0 m elevation, and places in Bolivia like La Paz and El Alto which are ~4000 m elevation. That’s an atmospheric pressure of 101 kPa for the Netherlands and 57.2-69.7 kPa for the Bolivian cities (I don’t have the time to interpolate the data table unfortunately). This corresponds to a drop in the boiling point of water from 100 C to approx 86.5 C.

Both systems have just as arbitrary reference points. They also both have absurd conversions – why isn’t it 100 seconds to the minute, 100 minutes to the hour, 10 hours to a day, 10 days to a week, etc? It would make my work so much easier if time was powers of 10, but that’s where metric stops?

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It’s a measurement system for humans not calculators.

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A foot is a foot. Fantastic. Glad to know everyone has the same sized feet.

First off, it’s an estimate. Your feet don’t need to be exactly 12 inches/1 foot. If your feet are only 10 inches long, it’s still useful information because you know your margin of error.

That being said, there’s no reason why you can’t also do this trick with the metric system. You would just need to divide the amount-of-human-foot-length by around 4 to get your human -foot-measurement into meters.

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There aren’t many instances in normal life where accuracy and precision are that important. Modern humans can measure distances with lasers and satellite coordinates. You probably own a tape measure and at least one type of scale. But unless you’re building something, baking something, or selling something by weight, estimates are almost as good as knowing something precisely.

We see the same in countries that us metric. Most people estimate how many meters, kgs, or liters things are because taking the time to accurately measure isn’t necessary. Maybe your phone tracks your daily jog, but that’s only going to be accurate to within a few meters, and most people would round off to the nearest significant digit anyway.

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What a fat load of bullshit

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What’s a “fat load” in metric?

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OK, but this is why certain Imperial measurements caught hold, and why Americans still use it. We also use metric for the things metric was created to measure.

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I feel like a lot of this is based on what you grew up with and you eventually related it to something to make it easier for you.

Like a cm is the width of a fingernail. A dm(10cm) is the size of a middle finger. 100m is 1 minute of walking. I know 1 metre is my normal stride.

Is it too hot? 30s. Is it cold? Less than 10. Is there snow? Less than 0. Is it cool enough to fully dress but not too cold? Around 20.

Big person? 100kg. Small person? 50kg.

The point is that you can make any system relatable.

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Oh it’s absolutely just based on where you grew up. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Everyone uses a rather stupid time system compared to metric measurements, but we stick with it because that’s what everyone is used to.

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Of course you’re right. The point isn’t that one is better than another, the point is that Imperial was historically easy to share and use. There’s a sense among metric users that the imperial system is stupid, illogical, unwieldy, and useless (see the comic and almost every comment in the thread). None of those things are true, and the advantages of the metric system hardly ever come up for most people.

It’s easy to hur dur Americans stupid, but the reality is always more complex.

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Absolutely incredible copypasta

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You know, this convinced me…

that I wouldn’t mind metric time actually

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RemindMe 10 Megaseconds

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I actually wrote a paper in high school extolling the virtues of metric time. It was not persuasive.

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8 points

Brilliant. Now if we only used base 12 numbering system, things would be even easier to halve.

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Why stop at base 12. Let’s go base-60. Divisible by 2,3,4,5 and 6.

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Base 12 is better than base 10, but base 16, aka Hexadecimal is better still.

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OK I’m looking up the history of the metric system now.

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2 points

Have a go at ‘The Measure of All Things’ by Ken Alder, a very interesting book on that subject.

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I honestly love this take. The fact that people are responding so negatively to a damned decent argument for units that can typically be halved a couple of times without messing around with decimals only shows how irrational the motivation to insist that one is more precise is. Might as well be a sports team the way even glancing in the direction of nuance provokes upset.

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Every imperial unit of measure can be estimated whilst naked (but preferably clothed).

so I can ask a 9 yr old child to walk out naked to the streets to measure a thing in their foot and:

  • I’ll get the exact same answer as if I send an adult priest naked to the street to measure the same thing in their foot
  • I’ll not get the priest to rape the kid

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4 points

Yes, officer, this comment right here.

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Wow good job making both of the most beaten-into-the-ground jokes simultaneously. You win the award for most unoriginal.

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How dare you have reasons and explaining them so thoroughly. I’m here to hate people because they are dumb.

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Ah nice, this should be a constructive dialogue between open minded and empathetic individuals.

grabs popcorn

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how many ounces of popcorn?

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Which ounce are we talking about?

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the one you would use for gold.

liquefied gold

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1 point

How many liters?

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What’s that in cups?

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Meteric, customary, whatever. But volume for dry food measurement??

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No, you mean how many grams. Definitely not liters for popcorn, that’s just deranged.

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I’m struggling to understand the joke, can you kindly explain? Is this an imperial vs metric thing?

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The joke is that British people have so little going for them that they must resort to making inaccurate jokes about outdated stereotypes based on cultural generalizations.

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That’s not exclusive to the British, everyone does it.

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Why are you bringing the British into this? What did they do to you?

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When my American friends insist that feet and inches is just easier for them, I just nod in agreement and give them measurements using rods, chains and furlongs as well. If you’re going to go Imperial, you have to know 'em all. An acre is a chain by a furlong, totally logical as that would be 4x40 rods which is of course 43560 square feet. I guess it makes complete sense when your world is only a few furlongs across.

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Most people who insist that imperial is better still have absolutely no idea how many spoons there are to a cup, how many cups to a gallon, how many inches to a mile, how many square yards to an acre.

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As an American, anyone who claims the Imperial system is better about anything is lying or stubborn. An argument could be barely made for Fahrenheit and even then it’s not worth it.

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Imperial is definitely worse, but the number of teaspoons or tablespoons to a cup (48 and 16) is useless information. Do you measure out 50 grams one gram at a time? Do you regularly use the fact that a kilometer is 100,000 cm?

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Its pretty useful information when you’re converting recipes. Most measuring sets don’t come with a 1/8 cup or smaller, so it’s pretty helpful in the case that you end up with a small fraction of a cup.

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I’ve worked in both, and if precision isn’t as important as accuracy feet and inches, and only feet and inches, can be easier. A third of a foot is 4 inches, yay whole numbers. A third of a meter is 33.33 cm. Way harder to measure and calculate on the fly. If anything I’m working on has measurements or tolerances under a quarter of an inch, I prefer metric.

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And why is 1/3 m harder than 2/7 foot?

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That’s not a common measurement. So like if someone wants to split something in half, or thirds or fourths it’s easy to measure on the fly with feet/in. How often do you hear someone say “I want to cut this board into 2/7th pieces”?

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A third of a foot is 4 inches, yay whole numbers. A third of a meter is 33.33 cm.

Yeah, but a foot is about 30 centimeters. Easy to calculate half, a third, a fifth, a sixth of that. Yay. Whole numbers.

Not particularly hard to measure and calculate on the fly.

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For what it’s worth, a chain is a literal standardized metal chain that surveyors used when physically staking out parcels. It’s not a unit normal people have ever used.

An acre is a chain by a furlong because a furlong is the distance you’d plow with an ox, and an acre is about the area you’d plow in a day. They derived the standard chain from that, much as metric chains are 20 meters or 30 meters. France used to use 10 meter chains, with 20cm links.

Normal people don’t measure things in chains, whether metric chains or imperial.

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But what happens if you have a weak ox or a really fast ox? Then the distance would change, affecting the area, no?

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The main issue is, over great distances, the chains will stretch so the measurements will end up varying.

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Not really, since plotting land would be based off of the average Ox. That just means you’d be done with that field slightly sooner.

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I mean I can respect that if they’ve just really known imperial forever. I just take issue with them confusing it being easier for them for that specific reason with it being intersubjectively better, which is dumb.

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A truly logic system would be entirely designed around a base-12 number system. But we were born with an imperfect set of 10 fingers and that doomed us.

Those aliens have 6 fingers. It’s an absolutely ironic twist that their discussion on measuring systems is super illogical for them, and yet logical is the verbiage they use.

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Care to elaborate on how base 12 would be better than base 10 in this case?

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Basically it’s because 12 is more divisible than 10. Factors of 10 are 1,2,5 and 10. 12 has 1,2,3,4,6 and 12. This gives more flexibility when discussing numbers. Our time is technically using base 12, which is why we can say quarter past 4 and it means a traditional whole number. That’s the argument I’ve heard anyway

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I believe this is also why we have 360 “degrees” in a circle, and not 365. The ancients hated that a year was clise to, but not exactly, 365 days. They chalked it up to the imperfection of Earth relative to the heavens. But a perfect year should be 360 days because it is divisible by every single digit number but 7.

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Because 12 is more than 10 and more is better.

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7.62mm is more than 5.56mm but 'muricans (fuck yeah) still chose AR-15s because freedum. Where is your God now? /s

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I’ve heard before it’s because 1/3 can be represented as a whole number.

Just like feet, which can have 12 inches. But if we want to get more precise we start cutting inches into eighths for some reason 😅

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4 points

old school carpenters’ squares also have inches divided in 12.

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I always use decimal inches wherever possible, personally. Makes so much more sense to me than “3/64” or some crap like that

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Base 6 however is perfect for 2 hands with 5 fingers each. You can easily represent the six possible digits 0 1 2 3 4 5 on each hand, and can therefore comfortably count to 55 (decimal 35) with two hands, using our familiar place-value numeral system.

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I like the idea of base 12 counting the segments of your fingers with your thumb. Though its less intuitive.

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You can count your 12 finger-parts with your thumb, once you go over 12 on one hand, go back to 1 and count one more on the other hand

Have fun counting on one hand, writing with the other, or counting to 100 dozenal on just two hands!

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Base 10 is the most easy to scale, you just move the coma and add 0s. Base 12 doesn’t allow that easily

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A base 12 number system would have two extra symbols. Twelve would be written 10 and be called ten, and the number 144 would be written 100 and be called one hundred.

Everything you may think is inherent to base 10 is largely not. The quirky rules of 9’s multiplication table would apply to 11’s. Pi and e would still be irrational, and continue being no no matter which base of N you choose. Long division would work the same. Etc.

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What if I choose base Pi? Then pi = 1

Checkmate.

Oh nvm, you did say base of N, but that’s boring.

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You can just assign digits to ten and eleven?

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Yep. In computer science you sometimes need to calculate with hexadecimal numbers where 10-15 are the letters A-F. You just use another factor for scaling “easily”.

In hexadecimal 10 is 16 in decimal. So if you do C * 10 it’s C0 but that is 192 in decimal (12 * 16, remember the base is 16).

Whats cool though is that (all hexadecimal):

10 / 2 = 8

10 is 2 to the power of 4 which means 10 is divisible by 2 4 times.

Similarly (and arguably even cooler) with a base 12 system 10 is divisible by 2 AND 3!

10 / 3 = 4
10 / 2 = 6

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I’ll also defend fractional measurements over decimal to my dying breath. Decimal measurements can’t express precision very well at all. You can only increase or decrease precision by a power of 10.

If your measurement is precise to a quarter of a unit, how do you express that in decimal? “.25” is implying that your measurement is precise to 1/100th - misrepresenting precision by a factor of 25.

Meanwhile with fractions it’s easy. 1/4. Oh, your measurement of 1/4 meter is actually super duper precise? Great! Just don’t reduce the fraction.

928/3712 is the same number as 1/4 or .25, but now you know exactly how precise the measurement is. Whereas with a decimal measurement you either have to say it’s precise to 1/1000th (0.250), which is massively understating the precision, or 1/10000th (0.2500), which is massively overstating it.

Fractional measurements are awesome.

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This is one of the dumbest fucking trolls I’ve ever seen.

Congratulations? I guess?

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Honestly, I don’t give a shit either way. Wish us 'mericans were on the same wavelength as the rest of the world, but we’re awful in so many ways it doesn’t even register.

However, this troll is gold and I think you’re all sleeping on his genius

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i’ve never heard of anyone using non-reduced fractions to measure precision. if you go into a machine shop and ask for a part to be milled to 16/64”, they will ask you what precision you need, they would never assume that means 16/64”±1/128”.

if you need custom precision in any case, you can always specify that by hand, fractional or decimal.

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But you can’t specify it with decimal. That’s my point. How do you tell the machine operator it needs to be precise to the 64th in decimal? “0.015625” implies precision over 15,000x as precise as 1/64th. The difference between 1/10 and 1/100 is massive, and decimal has no way of expressing it with significant figures.

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No measured value will be perfectly precise, so it doesn’t make sense to use that as a criteria for a system of measurement. You’re never going to be able to cut a board to exactly 1/3 of a foot, so it doesn’t matter that the metric value will be rounded a bit.

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Not “a bit”. You can have a 9x difference in precision and be unable to record it.

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3 points

This feels like such a niche reason to prefer fractional measurements.

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I’m scratching my head, wondering why all the downvotes.

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I’ve always sucked at math tbh, but fractional measurements are my jam. It goes faster in my head and I can visualize things better.

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