You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments
47 points

Do different rocks have different tastes? Do they season one sort of rock with others? What is the cooking equivalent for a rock? Maybe grinding it up and recombining to different sorts of tasty concrete?

permalink
report
reply
27 points

Considering that there’s a side quest in to where a rock connoisseur is looking for a rare type of flint, I’d say theres definitely different flavors of rock. And in terms of cooking, the gorons have grills where they literally just cook rocks. I’m not sure if they’re trying to metamorphize them into different rocks or what’s actually going on, but they don’t eat their rocks raw. I wonder if concrete would be like a soup for them?

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

I imagine “cooking” rocks is more comparable to toasting bread or poptarts, changing the flavor or texture and thus the experience of eating them. I’m pretty sure the flint guy just eats the flint raw, but my memory ain’t great lol.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

You guys are getting way too deep into this and I’m here for it.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

My headcannon has the mix as a batter so cake? Wet concrete = Cookie dough

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

Concrete is processed food. Imported fresh igneous is good for digestion.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

I mean, organic rock is gonna be healthier for you anyway

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

Yes

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

Humans also season food with one type of rock, so it wouldn’t be out of questions if Gorons had one or two plants they also use.

permalink
report
parent
reply

All my Goron homies only eat Marbled Rock Roast. All other rocks are shit!

permalink
report
parent
reply