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10 points

Imagine meeting the phone of your love and then finding out they talk on their live like this

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Imagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids…

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6 points

That’s how you get a bloated battery STD …

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Damn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔

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4 points

This voids the warranty, unfortunately

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