8 points
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Imagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids…
6 points
4 points
Damn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔
4 points
Idk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now.
Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones.
But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.
4 points
