11 points
9 points
8 points
24 points
You need more friends in low places; where the whisky drowns and the beer chases the blues away.
2 points
I’m friends with plenty of alcoholics and none of them listen to folk or country music.
They’re the “metal and whiskey makes the misery more fun” kind of people.
4 points
Well, I guess I was wrong, I just don’t belong. But then, I’ve been there before; everything’s all right, I’ll just say goodnight and I’ll show myself to the door.