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26 points

Explain plz

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95 points

STEM majors like to make fun of business majors for having easier homework

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STEM majors like to make fun of business majors for contributing nothing but frustration to society

ftfy

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27 points

ah yes, comp sci majors. the most happy and fulfilled people there are.

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19 points

brb, going to grab a minor in philosophy so I can make fun of them for being ultimately useless to greater humanity and incapable of morality, ethics or self-reflection

(every business major I know easily fulfills both criteria)

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57 points

Business degrees are many college students’ backup plan if their degree of choice is too difficult for them.

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37 points

It was a running joke at Uni that Engineering was pre-business.

Source: Failed Pre-Business major.

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26 points

“Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you will graduate with a business degree. One will drop out. And the third will have traded their health and sanity to get bossed around by the first.”

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14 points

Our freshman class had 24 students planning to enroll with CS as there major.

Of that group 6 graduated with CS and 19 with business degrees. One Student thought it was a joke how easy it was and said “fuck it” and double majored in CS and business.

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45 points

Business majors picked their course of study based on their availability to attend parties.

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30 points

Business is one of the majors people make fun of for being a useless degree that teaches nothing.

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But surprisingly useful to signal to hr that you aren’t just any moron, you’re their moron 💋

Bonus,

What they think they look like, what they’re actually like

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13 points

It was the default major for our football team.

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4 points

Business degrees have a curriculum designed for toddlers to make sure they have plenty of time to go to their frat parties on the weekend.

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