you know, we all have our lives, we all are individuals but… in the grand scheme of things, at the scale of the universe, we are SO FUCKIN HUGE GOD DAMN!!! I AM 500 LIGHT YEARS TALL
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thank you john humor, i will no longer attempt to be funny on the internet
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Peter Cook did this joke with infinitely more panache about 30 years ago. Search YouTube for “Peter Cook Clive Anderson talks back”.
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Jack Handy, is that you?
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Narcissism is a hell of a drug 😄
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I’m Hugh Mungus
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Just in case you hadn’t seen the video
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