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That website sucks. BTW Anthony Hopkins isn’t American, he is Welsh. He said in an interview in 2018 that he doesn’t care for Trump. Hopkins also stated that he doesn’t vote.

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I always assumed he was British English. TIL. He has American citizenship though, so he has the ability to vote in US elections, he just doesn’t care to.

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Wales is part of Britian. That would be like saying “Oh, he’s a New Yorker? I thought he was American”.

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Don’t most people from Wales consider themselves Welsh rather than British? Or is that just how Scotland and Ireland are?

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Ah, yeah, I always get the terms mixed up since there’s like three or four terms used to refer to the collective British Isles. I meant to say English.

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Sorta different, but more “Oh he’s Texan? I thought he was American” because Texans don’t want to be American.

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You should say that about Americans; people still say the state for EU states

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First of all: lmao

Second of all: I’d bet Lecter would 100% murder him if they ever met purely because Trump is just fucking insufferable and the character was known for killing rude people.

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• Hannibal cutting the scull off…

  • “Well…, that is disappointing…”
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He sure wouldn’t eat him though.

Have we ruled out Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease?

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Clearly dementia from untreated syphilis of the brain.

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I guarantee his demented old-ass was flipping through cable channels and happened to see Silence of The Lambs on TV before his speech.

“Person, Woman, Hannibal Lecter, Camera, TV.”

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Up next: Author Thomas Harris tells dumbass that Hannibal wouldn’t eat shit, so no. No likey.

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Hannibal prefers less artificial additives in his food.

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