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Guess who the DMs gonna kill first

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The reanimated corpses of orphan boy’s parents

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That or the loving player’s familiar

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We had a campaign start at level 1 with the undead led by a lich killing the ranger’s parents. At lvl 18 the wizard raised them with wish for resurrection.

He probably should have asked first.

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Kill? No. There are things worse than death

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That’s novice stuff. It’s a cheap emotional gut-punch that weakens that character’s ties to the world and story. You can do so much more if you keep them alive:

  • They can hand out quests, as they think their child could handle it.
  • They can help out with certain tasks, like watching a tavern or storing stolen goods.
  • They can be a good twist villain later in the game, because they’re tied to the heroes.
  • They can be a good fake-out villain, because it’s suspicious you haven’t killed them yet.
  • Another PC can literally bang this PC’s mum.
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  • They’re not angry, just disappointed in you when you fail a quest
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You know when your parents ask you to fix the printer because you’re the IT person in the house? That, but it’s goblins. You’re the goblin-fighter person in the house. And you’re getting paid in a dessert your mum was making anyway.

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“The Hansen boy killed three dragons this year, that must be so nice, they must be proud.”

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I meant kill the nice PC not the character’s parents but I meant it as a joke I know it’s weak storytelling

if you’re actually trying to make a good story your ideas are good lol

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Oh, yeah, that’s totally a good thing to do with living parents too. Someone has to inform them what happened to their child, after all.

After one of my PCs died, my planned backup was going to be of the same class and race, but a few years younger and motivated by a desire to travel with her brother. The brother who had just died, and she didn’t know. I am so sad schedule issues got in the way of that…

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Player 5: My parents were adventurers and pressured me into this life. Every summer it was adventure camp. Battle training for three hours a day on top of lessons in navigation, foraging, survival, and lute lessons. I’m only doing this because I have no other skills. Thanks mom & dad…

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This is exactly what I would do if I rolled god like stats

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15 points

All they ever wanted was to sit in a library and copy texts.

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I imagine every now and again an ancient tome speaks to them only for them to roll their eyes and put it in a special chest their parents gave them.

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8 points

“You could play music at this tavern.”

“I think I’d rather get eaten.”

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You might want to check out Fantasy High from Dimension 20. 👨‍🍳🤌🏼🔥

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Player 1’s father is obviously the Warlord.

Player 2’s father is also the Warlord. He killed the father in the same way Darth Vader killed Anakin Skywalker.

Player 3’s mother sold their soul for the Warlord to fall in love with her.

Player 4’s Father is the Warlord and Player 3’s Mother. Except after they got together they settled down for a happily ever after.

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Tune in next week for another exciting episode of 'El Maestro de Mazmorras (dramatic… pause) de Amor"

organ music intensifies

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Those are the best characters though. They learn and change so much.

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I’ve been kicking around the idea of a character like this but I don’t play. Basically privileged teen, rich-ass parents, best education (was thinking maybe sorceror: basically the kid was handed everything in life), but he wants to play street rat.

I figure a sorceror masquerading as a rogue would be a big liability for a combat heavy campaign, but it could be pretty awesome for a rp focused one.

Also bonus point if you can name my inspiration.

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Also bonus point if you can name my inspiration.

street rat

Aladdin, no doubt.

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Nope, he was actually poor.

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My character a long time ago was a prince who ran away from home to find a treasure. He was rich, well educated, but still a teenager. Like a rebellious teenager. In the campaign he turned into an assassin who ended up killing the Queen, his mother.

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