Guys, gals, and non-binary pals.
Penn Jillette has some shit takes at times, but I feel like he landed on a good one when he was workshopping an inclusive greeting on his podcast:
“Welcome brothers, sisters and siblings to…”
Penns sunday school.
It’s about a 1000 episodes, so it’s been around a bit. Lots of magic buisness talk, lots of comedy.
Fuck yeah, Kenji! (He’s the one that popularized the phrase afaik, apologies if not)
I am not sure, but this is definitely not a Stovetop original. I heard it somewhere else and it stuck with me because it just rolls off the tongue well.
Oi cunts! Seems to fit everyone…
Fails hard if you can’t do an australian accent and you’re speaking to an audience of women though
“Sup Fuckers” is my go to.
Reminds me of the official English translation for the Azumanga Daioh manga, where Osaka walks into the room and greets everyone by saying, “Sup, numb nuts!”
I tried watching Macross Delta before english subs were offered; the fansubs by Deadfish, included these simple lines which in my head-cannon are a flawless translation of what the japanese characters said:
“Jellyfish chips is like crack.”
‘Yes.’
Well, my nose is now burning because I just shot coffee out of it. Thanks for that.
The south, interestingly enough, always got it right: “Y’all."
Being from KY I am certified to speak on these matters. Y’all, 3 or less. All y’all, 4 or more.
Sup fuckers and non-fuckers (ace inclusion is important)
Ladies, Gentlmen, and other androgynous creatures (odo)
