Daddy

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6 points

Is this parody or real

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3 points

If he is so strong then why does he need armor?

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21 points

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. I kept looking for the punchline, yet there was none.

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So alpha male he doesn’t even need to tell you about it, which is good because he’s the first to mention that anyone who has to tell you they are an alpha male, isn’t an alpha male.

Tell me more about this low penetration power, Nick.

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That’s okay, if someone has to tell his secret-serviceperson he’s the fucking president then he’s not a true president.

So he’s living true to his idol.

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