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Last weekend I was able to show off my new motorcycle to my parents. Mom was heard to mutter “At least it isn’t drugs”

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What about fentanyl?

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10 points

they are still doing casual meth

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3 points

warrant canary

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12 points

“My child is an honor student”, Indiana edition

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Central valley CA. Might as well be Indiana though, it’s nowhere anyone sane wants to spend much time by choice.

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More like “I was an honor student”

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